It isn’t happening.” The source of the kerfuffle was a press release In Touch Weekly received earlier in the week about the project, which is going by the clunky title “Jon – Kate = Jon Octomom.” Said release looks the same as “Cheaters” producer Bobby Goldstein’s pitch for the show, which promises “the latest sign of the coming apocalypse” as Jon, though “totally creeped out” by the idea of a combined 22-child Suleman-Gosselin brood, he nonetheless agrees to the idea.
Then again, To keep you up to speed on the father of eight’s history in the public eye, we’ve put together a helpful guide to the most important public relationships he’s had over the years.
Take a look for yourself, and decide whether or not Jon and Liz have a future together, inside.
We don’t care if they mention nature, or the season, or the name of a fish, or whatever the standard technical haiku rules are.
BUT, there is one caveat: Since we’re announcing the winner in 2010, please include the words “new” and “year” somewhere in your poem. Surely these photos will give you plenty of inspiration.
Hailey is the cover story in next week's issue of , which is apparently a real magazine, even though the cover art makes it look like a third grade Photoshop project. (Get in line behind Kate, please, ma'am.) But as any mature woman would do, she spent the bulk of the discussion dishing about Jon's manhood..lack thereof.
Featured on it is a very uncomfortable-looking Hailey wearing some kind of leopard-print boob sling, pink undies and fingerless motorcyle gloves against a plain background. An arrow pointing to her body, accompanied by the tagline "JUDGE THIS HATERS! (Evidently, it's not "vicious" to constantly taunt your boyfriend about the size of his package.)"He's hung like a nine-year-old boy," she snipes. This is true," she adds, even claiming he measures up to "3 inches." The angry ex-girlfriend surmises that "anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It's so tiny, tiny, tiny."But Gosselin didn't think it was very funny at all.
During their outing both Jon and Hailey seemed enjoying each other's company very much.
At one point, Hailey even grabbed a flower and put it behind Jon's ear. Later that day, the lovers lunched at Rocco's Restaurant and were spotted leaving with pizza boxes and doggy bags.
Hailey is known as the daughter of Harry Glassman, the doctor who performed Kate Gosselin's tummy tuck.