Mother Time had apparently been assigned to my case. The woman was at least 50 years old, with skin like a sandpaper rhino and talons that would make a bald eagle blush. Start shouting, saying you’re going to call the police.
Ray got used to the vagaries of his fashionable patrons, but when this haughty bitch told that his coffee tastes like piss and tipped it onto his new shirt, his patience worn thin.
The bitch had to be punished, so he grabbed her by the hair, pressed her face to the stain, then fastened her hands to the banister, bonked her tight pussy and creamed her noble face with his cum.
Lucky for us, we didn't have anyone traveling in the same car, so after our tickets were checked, the moment was ours.
I went down on him in a jiffy and matched the rate of the train's wheels.
That was the last time I ever spent money on a full-body…and I’ve had hundreds of them since. Remember where you are – you’re at a busy strip mall. #3: This one is the most insane, and it’s also the most fun.
But the question is, how do you get away scot free? These people don’t want any more attention than you do. As a young, unconfident twenty-something, I begrudgingly parted with my hard-earned cash. Full-fuckin’-speed Usain Bolt your way out of there. Begin to pull out your wallet out of the pants you have bundled up in your arms. There I was, slinking away from this “Oriental massage parlor” in the heart of Chinatown, down 0 and with the worst snake-stripping of my life. Remember, you’ve already done your research, so there are no heavies around to stop you, and you’re in a crowded public place. Ever since Swedish authorities initially filed—then dropped—then reinstated—sex-crime charges against him late last summer, the words “Assange” and “rape” have been irrevocably wed online.In a society hypersensitive about gender issues to the point of psychosis, a rape accusation is perhaps the worst claim you could lodge against someone short of adding that their victim was underage.Julian Assange of Wikileaks infamy was arrested in England today.